He's Justin Trudeau, leading fight to stop our climate change,
Calls CO2 "pollution." Carbon tax he will arrange.
As Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth stokes Oscar-winning fear,
Catastrophe is looming if the bar we do not clear.

But in Two Thousand Nine, the fraud's exposed in Climategate,
Where Michael Mann used "trick to hide decline" since 'Ninety-Eight.
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Won't show the court his data to his hockey stick graph clear,
Caught fudging numbers so the warmer times would disappear:

Medieval Warming Period, eight hundred years ago,
Greenland was green and Britain even able grapes to grow.
Mann's hockey stick omits four centuries of hotter climes,
Hides even recent Dust-Bowl days of Dirty Thirties times.
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They hang-out limited admits a "Pause" in rise, benign,
Yet "trick" was not to hide a "Pause" but trick to hide "Decline."
Mann says trick means just "clever" scientific way to go,
It's not the "trick" but it's the "hide" affonting ethics so.

When Global Warming paused, doomsters had to change the name,
To "Climate Change" so either up or down, they win the game.
Now more than 20 years of  "pause" since "Nineteen Ninety-Eight," 
Yet still hysteric headlines scream that rise will not abate,

"Let's stop climate from changing" seems too stupid to believe,
Til they admit it's really warming problem they perceive.
Since "Climate Change" means really "Warming," doesn't mean a "Freeze,"
So why'd they change the name when it's still measured in "Degrees?"

Real temperature's measured in "Degrees" where up's more hot,
But up some "Climes" of Climate Change are units never taught.
If they had stuck with "Global Warming," as degrees went down,
Your own thermometer would show they've played you for a clown.

The scientific journals censored all the truth who knew,
While William Connolley at Wikipedia did too!
All honest research faced corrupted peer review to win,
While prostitute researchers furthering the scam get in.

With thirty thousand-scientist petition to deny,
"That humans are to blame. It's ball of fire in the sky!"
It's claimed "Percent of 97 scientists agree,"
But nine hundred'n seventy thousand signers we don't see.

"Deniers" is the label put on those who disagree.
Though none deny that climate changes which must always be.
We do deny much climate change is of man-made effect,
Our bit more CO2 will temp'rature not much affect.

As Youtube showed David Suzuki crushed for all to see,
He couldn't even name the data sets on Oz TV.
He wants to jail those he can't beat in open fair debate,
"I was arrested in the Soo!" kept shut up by the State.

Professor Keating flaunted "Thirty Thousand Dollar" bet,
"None can disprove that climate changes." Safe as it can get.
Since climate always changes, it's a bet no one can meet,
A false bravado with but only one sure way to beat.

So Great Canadian Gambler raised him unexpectedly:
"A Hundred says next year is colder, measured by 'Degree.'"
Though flashing Thirty Gs on wager that could not be faced,
He folded to my C-Note raise. My post he then erased.

If said "None can disprove my claim that Martians will invade,"
Just say "I bet they won't next month!" to watch the scammer fade.
The liars backing down from public bet lose "Trust-Me Cup."
"Cash says: Won't happen soon!"'s the only way to shut them up.

Green candidate in Twenty Twelve Toronto-Danforth race,
Where Adriana Magnutto-Hamu said to my face,
"I'll make the $100 bet that temperature will rise."
But 6 years later, welched on paying hundred dollar prize.

G20 leaders pledging to the change in climate stop!
And only Donald Trump with brains enough the scam to drop. 
"Where wind-chill temperatures in the beautiful Midwest,
Reach coldest ever minus 60." Quite the frosty fest!

"What the hell is going on with Global Warming line?
Please come back fast, we really need you!" Polar bears are fine.
Sea level rise since little Ice Age still unchanged remains,
With glaciers growing well, no extra storms or hurricanes.

Protesting youth conflate pollutants of environment,
With cutting plant food CO2. Wrong fix to implement.
I too want clean green power but til then burn oil and coal.
With CO2 no problem, cleanest burn's the only goal.

Sure, it hurts to learn that you were taken by the hoax,
But aim your anger at its shills who so your trust did coax.
When all authoritative voices told you it was so,
It's tough with major topic current thinking not to go.

When heard "it's settled science, no one else need have a say,"
It usually means they have no winning cards to play.
When you hear those who disbelieve on public waves reviled,
So let it warn that you should not be once again beguiled.

Sun-spots have disappeared, a mini Ice Age on the way,
With Engineering drop-out onto whom the blame we'll lay:
So Trudeau's culpable by peddling untrue warmth reports,
For every schmuck found frozen dead still in Bermuda shorts.

With "Scientists" who hid decline, their data, won't bet too,
Til Greenland's green again! Do question what they said they knew.
Still fooled by trick to hide decline, still Justin leads the way,
"I tried to stop climate from changing" on his resume.

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