JUSTIN TRUDEAU STOPS CLIMATE FROM CHANGING?
He's Justin Trudeau, leading fight to stop our climate change,
Calls CO2 "pollution." Carbon tax he will arrange.
As Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth spreads Nobel Prized fear,
Catastrophe is looming if the hurdle we don't clear.
But in Two Thousand Nine, the fraud's exposed in Climategate,
Where Michael Mann used "trick to hide decline" since 'Ninety-Eight.
Won't show the court his data to his hockey stick graph clear,
Caught fudging numbers so the warmer times would disappear:
Medieval Warming Period, eight hundred years ago,
Greenland was green and Britain even able grapes to grow.
Mann's hockey stick omits four centuries of hotter climes,
Hides even recent Dust-Bowl days of Dirty Thirties times.
They hang-out limited about a "Pause" in rise, benign,
Yet "trick" was not to hide a "Pause" but used to hide "Decline."
Some say trick means just "clever" scientific way to go,
It's not the "trick" but it's the "hide" offending ethics so.
When Global Warming paused, alarmists had to change the name,
To "Climate Change" so either up or down, they win the game.
Real temperature's measured in "Degrees" where up's more hot,
But up some "Climes" of Climate Change are units never taught.
Admit that "Climate Change" means really "Warming," not a "Freeze,"
So why'd they change the name when both are measured in "Degrees?"
If they had stuck with "Global Warming," as the graph went down,
Your own thermometer would show they've played you for a clown.
The scientific journals censored all the truth who knew,
While William Connolley at Wikipedia did too!
While prostitute researchers furthering the scam got in,
All honest research faced corrupted peer review to win.
With thirty thousand-scientist petition showing why,
"We, humans aren't to blame, it's ball of fire in the sky!"
They claim "Percent of 97 scientists agree,"
But nine hundred'n seventy thousand signers I don't see.
As Youtube showed David Suzuki crushed for all to see,
He couldn't even name the data sets on Oz TV.
He wants to jail those he can't beat in open fair debate,
"I was arrested in the Soo!" kept shut up by the State.
"Deniers" is the label put on those who don't agree.
Though none deny that climate changes which must always be.
G20 leaders pledged "climate from changing they will stop" ,
Except for Donald Trump with brains the plan to drop.
Keating flaunted "Thirty Thousand Dollar" bet,
"None can disprove that climate changes." Safe as it can get.
Since climate always changes, it's a bet no one can meet,
A false bravado with but only one sure way to beat.
So Great Canadian Gambler raised him unexpectedly:
"A Hundred says next year is colder, measured by 'Degree.'"
Though flashing Thirty Gs on wager that could not be faced,
He folded to my C-Note raise. My post he then erased.
If said "None can disprove my claim that Martians will invade,"
Just say "I bet they won't next year!" to watch the scammer fade.
The liars backing down from public bet lose "Trust-Me Cup."
"Cash says: Won't happen soon!"'s the only way to shut them up.
Green candidate in Twenty Twelve Toronto-Danforth race,
Where Adriana Magnutto-Hamu said to my face,
"I'll make the $100 bet that temperature will rise."
But 6 years later, welched on paying hundred dollar prize.
Sun-spots have disappeared, a mini Ice Age on the way,
With Engineering drop-out onto whom the blame we'll lay:
So Trudeau's culpable by peddling untrue warmth reports,
For every schmuck found frozen dead still in Bermuda shorts.
With "Scientists" who hid decline, their data, won't bet too,
Til Greenland's green again! Do question what they said they knew.
Still fooled by trick to hide decline, still Justin leads the way,
"I tried to stop climate from changing" on his resume.
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