Flu: Beware of Toxic Ground
(To the tune of Oh Susanna)
Since viruses of flu mutate, the government made clear:
They highly recommend take vaccinations every year.
If you inject some little germs, your system will fight back,
And build the antibodies that your body now may lack.
Hail the needle with state-blessed germs for me,
Forget my grand-ma's chicken soup, flu needs toxicity.
I got my vaccination for the bird flu like they said,
My vaccination for the swine flu or I might be dead.
My vaccinations for the A flu, B flu, C flu, three,
My vaccinations for the yearly threats I'm told they see.
Hail the needle with state-blessed germs for me,
Forget my grand-ma's chicken soup, flu needs toxicity.
I took my state-blessed germs in duty's 50 years of shots,
I don't know if it helped too much but they sure cost us lots.
And worse those vaccinations, it may sadly soon be found,
Do nothing more than put on tomb: "Beware of toxic ground."
Hail the needle with state-blessed germs for me,
Forget my grand-ma's chicken soup, flu needs toxicity.
John Turmel Oct 31 2009
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